“Asking, “So how did you get the job you have now?” is a great way to learn about some of the outdated, unhelpful ways people used to get jobs 15 years ago.”
Our favorites:
- Your college career center is a great resource for alumni contacts that haven’t been updated in eight years.
- The keys to success at any networking event are eye contact, a firm handshake, and five to 10 years of work experience that perfectly align with what your prospective employer is looking for.
- No matter how insincere you are, try the best you can to hide the fact that you’re only talking to someone because you want to use them.
Read the rest over at The Onion. And yes, it’s satire. Please don’t email us about it like last time.
